(this is the tree coming out of nowhere)

here you can see how the lavender/mint is already reaching my windows. these things have like a resilient mind or something because at one point my mom told the lawn people to cut it all off because there were too many bees and things around them, but like how beautiful is the fact we have these little creatures to thank for providing us some free labor. Also the lavender and mint grow hella big in the patch of land where I one day spread a shit ton of miracle grow like way back in the yesterday. So who knowns if monsanto now owns my house and my body, but I didn't know about those things before. Would dropping my dog's shits on there be as good as using manure?

little flowers growing on the mystery tree

I put one packet of seeds in to this previous noise piercing cleansing chicken bowl

but first I got Anamile, who also helped me out, to plant these seeds along the mystery tree of life. Anamile will be able to call this zer own when they grow. I also wanted to test out which would grow, and how differently they would grow. outside vs inside

the much more tame, miracle gro-less lavender/mint.

little green testicles also growing.

Labels: anamile, basil seeds, crunchy granola lesbo, gardening, mrs meyers

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http://feministpigs.blogspot.com/2011/10/queer-parenting-for-heteros-anyone-else.html

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all monamiejorge†apes are now on mixcloud as well as on Facebook. bubba is trying to sway me to get into soundcloud, ;o  mixcloud.com/monamiejorgetapes/

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http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/18/us/no-savings-found-in-florida-welfare-drug-tests.html?_r=1

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I asked Boyfriend to make a mixtape inspired by Kinky Boots. Why? Well who ever just asks someone to be inspired by such divine and potent smelling footwear. I love kinky boots because they're this item that people seem to be enthralled by... I think because they're hot?! They are also the youtube porn of the millennium. Sometimes I wake up and think that I would like to have my own series of boots videos but then I don't do it, and then another day goes on.

Boyfriend turned it out on this tape because instead of creating some gross german-sex-like-bondage music he took the idea that kinky boots can be sensual, erotic and overall just as delicate as my ears.
The entire tape is an incredible blend of what I can only wish someone who was deflowering me played in the background as I squirted a bit of blood on the sheets.
Get these Boyfriend releases today, they're gorgeneous:
senselessrecords.bandcamp.com/album/winter-titty-ep
 www.beatport.com/release/extra-extra/900012

 Find Boyfriend here:
 www.twitter.com/BoyfriendLT
 www.soundcloud.com/boyfriend
 www.facebook.com/BoyfriendLT

 and find me hiding underneath a bridge!

Tracklist:
 1. ID
2. Hudson Mohawke & Wensday Nite - Paint The Stars
3. MYD & Canblaster - Everybody Got To Learn Sometimes
4. Bill Withers - Use Me
5. Branko - Going In Hard feat. Dominique Young Unique (French Fries remix)
6. Divoli S'vere - Runway Wek
7. DJ Sliink - Put Cha Back In It
8. Warboy feat. Tamer Wilde - It's So... Fashion
9. Mario Moretti - Cruising Speed
10. Soft Cell - Sex Dwarf
11. Wham! - Everything She Wants (Thomas Blondet edit)
12. ID
13. Kinky - Fuk My Man
14. Pablito Mix - Pika Pake Pike (Remix)
15. Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal (Amy Grante Baile Maicon remix)
16. Makina del Karibe - El Maki Man (Daniel Haaksman Ghetto remix)
17. Yuji Nomi Youko Honna - Country Road
18. Danute Neimontaite - Vejas Man Pasake (Pitched Dooown edit)

Labels: boyfriend, jorge cruz, kinky boots, mixtape, monamiejorge, monamiejorge†apes, 変態ブーツ

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Labels: jorge cruz, monamiejorge

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